This is my first attempt at any analplay and my first nude ever technically so...welp...gonna be interesting :/
*silent changing room full of shoppers* nobody: ..... literally nobody at all: ..... me: welp, guess this is a great time to cum
Welp. Guess you’re a dad now.
The DM just said if we play without our 4th party member tonight we will, without a doubt, die in this session... welp, guess I'm playing D&D all night. :D YOU DONT SCARE ME.
Welp, I'm hard as steel.
Welp, what else is there to do?
Welp, hope he doesn't mind! would you?
Welp, that's going to be an awkward dinner
Welp, time to renew the pool membership....
Welp I’m pretty sure that’s where it belongs
Welp...got caught with my ass out & ended up making direct eye contact with my neighbor. You win some, you lose some.
*welp* 🥺 please breed me 😈💕
Welp, since my ex is out I’ll trib her bestie.
Welp, here I go fapping again...
Welp, I reckon things got a lil creamy after the dp... hubby filmed some good ol pre-COVID fun 😈💦💦